My Annoying Lecturer's
Brother Photocopier Ganteng

"Elvia Avaretta." Ms. Ningsih took a deep breath as her eyes finished peeking at the pile of paper I just printed.

"Well, what are you, the numbers can go wrong!" Alamak, less zero one.

My name is Elvia Avaretta, a 4th semester Accounting student who doesn't like math. Bela-belain entered this department even though it is stupid that it is already related to numbers.

But destiny says something else. My love for money made me feel at home studying accounting. Although eventually even money because choose this department.

Actually, I had no intention to go to campus, but suddenly I got WA from Cindy if I was looking for Bu Ningsih.

For your information, if it has been named Bu Ningsih, it means ready to be slaughtered. Ms. Ningsih was like a nightmare for every student.

Fortunately, the distance of the house is the same as the lecture decket. If not, I can be fried in the same place as Ms. Ningsih.

I've been stamped as a student who just nitip absent doang. Dateng to campus if you just want to collect assignments. Let nyetor face in front of the lecturer. Especially if the task of the lecturer killer kayak Bu Ningsih. Bahh, Berabe if you get caught nitip collect.

"Yes yes, Mom. How can ya."

"I'm not joking, Elvia."

I also no longer joke about the venerable Bu Ningsih.

"I add your task, I want you to make an analysis of the financial performance of Bank Syari'ah using the profit and loss approach." Said Ms. Ningsih.

Hearing Ms. Ningsih's word, I immediately cengo. Crazy, this is like a thesis title.

Is this a task or torture?

"I hope you can complete this task in less than a month. Otherwise, I don't guarantee you'll be able to graduate from my class." Bu Ningsih.

Mad mamen, a month?!

"I know you often nitip absent." For the sake of sweet iced tea Mang Tatang, this is the most serem sentence I have ever heard during college.

"Good, Mom." Say it in a soft tone.

"Tomorrow, meet me with the books you have written. I know you'll definitely be looking on the internet." Resolute Bu Ningsih. Ms. Ningsih really understands me the most.

"B-tomorrow? When's Ma?"

"I don't know exactly when I have free time."

Yeah, well, keep mom saying why try tomorrow. Hmm, it seems like Bu Ningsih adherent to the lecturer is always right.

"Let me call." I think this sentence is the most hated sentence by students. Kabarin, when? If you are afraid of disturbing. If not asked, it will not be too difficult. Is it wrong to be a student?

"OK Mom. Then I'll go first." Yahudah, pamit. Instead of later added the same task dicecarin Bu Ningsih.

After borrowing 4 thick books on the bushy perpus for photocopying, I continued my footsteps towards Mang Arman's photocopy place. I hope Mang Arman's mood is good. So, you can give me a discount.

"Crazy, the weather is not real. It should be rainy season, but why is the weather so hot gini." My complaint.

Yes, how not to complain, where the photocopy of Mang Arman is still quite far from the perpus. End to end. So, must exert extra energy to make it to Mang Arman's place.

Instead of what, my body is tiny gini, must bring 4 books of sugar cane alone to a place of photocopies that are not decet. No one is sensitive what, help bring the cake.

"Bang, photocopy of this book pages 155 to 200, keep the book blue pages 100 to 129. The same book that is color ijo and red is pages 30 to 40." I said with a tone of no woles.

After arriving, I immediately put the 4 books to the table with a big bang. Abis the book is very heavy, my hands will turn numb. Hehe.

"Don't you?" The brother repeated the call I made.

"Yes, Bang. I don't have much time."

Uh, but today the one guarding the photocopying place is not Mang Arman. But gapapa. You see, his photocopy brother is handsome. You can wash your eyes. Than to see Mang Arman mulu. Tired of the heart.

"My brother's name?"

Instead of photocopying, my brother even asked a question that did not need to be answered. I called my grandfather.

"That's the staff who helped photocopy can, when I called my grandfather that."

The copy brother did not respond to my words, but he immediately took the book I wanted to copy.

"Elvia Avaretta." The brother muttered while looking at the name on the alma mater suit I was wearing.

This brother is calling, has a crush. Yes, I know for sure that I am beautiful.

"No, Bang. Medical student." Reply ngasal.

After all, this brother who told me never to see me continue the course. I just saw this brother today.

"I'm serious, Elvia."

Lah, this brother why be so pretentious gini his name about me.

"I am too,.." I haven't been able to continue my words, Mang Arman has come to cut my unfinished words.

"Eh, Mr Arfa? Photocopying itself. Oh, I'm sorry, sir."

Lah, this is why Mang Arman called the brother earlier sir. While the brother just smiled in response to Mang Arman's words.

"Eh, Neng Via's. Must want another photocopy. Who wants to be photocopied?"

"Huh? It's been photocopied with this brother." I pointed at the handsome brother earlier.

"Oh my goodness, I'm afraid.."

Mang Arman's face is not good. I want to nahan boker, haha.

"What is the merciful Mang?" I'm confused. Mang Arman is not clear. Mang Arman's behavior is timid.

"Neng, this is Mr. Arfa. Lecturer in the department of peng."

Alamak, for what?

How could I not know?

"HUH?!" Excuse me. My surprise reflex is always late.

"Alah, Mang. Don't joke around.." Aih, Mang Arman must be joking I doang.

"I've photocopied everything."

"But, were you not taught manners? You call the lecturer by the name of brother?" Brother, uh I mean Mr. Arfa gave me some sheets of paper that I asked for a photocopoin earlier while looking at me with a trivial look.

Due to frequent absent nitip, so I do not regret if there is a new lecturer. Yes, sure! This must be a new teacher!

"I didn't know that brother was a lecturer." Reflek, I closed my mouth which can not be invited to cooperate.

"What did you say?" The tone of the photocopier brother just now really sounded creepy.

"Don't say anything, sir." My rebut.

"I'm not deaf. I can hear what you said."

"H-uh? I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that he was a teacher." Pantes there is a strange, the time of the photocopying brother neat, fragrant, continues to be very handsome.

But, the teacher is very young. His age is still around 20. Hmm, this student's soft target.

But what makes no more sense, why do I believe if there is a brother photocopier fragrant, handsome, neat. The same appearance of Mang Arman.

"You mean you don't know?" Ask Mr. Arfa while raising one eyebrow.

Duh, confused as a handsome guy.

"E-eh, I mean that sir, I think it's the staff who helped Mang Arman." Mampus, I was wrong!

This is called the dead nyari. That sentence seemed to reinforce that I did not recognize Mr. Arfa. Die me!

"I've never seen you in my class." Mampus dah, found out this is often absent nitip in class.

"Yes, Sir. I often get sick." Gapapa lie once in a while with the lecturer. It is a lie to save yourself.

"But your name is always on my class."

"Elvia Avaretta's. Your name is marked." Said Mr. Arfa then left without giving an explanation about what the meaning of mark it.

Tandain what woi?

Dag dig dug serr gini.

"Mang Arman how is this..." My soul with a clear face.

"Yes, how about neng. You do, play tell people. Earlier, Mr. Arfa seemed to be waiting for Mamang to be his own photocopying initiative." It was obviously Mang Arman who seemed to be very unhelpful.